Clam found off Iceland was 507 - “the oldest animal on Earth”, until British scientists killed it
When a clam was dredged up from the bottom of the sea of Iceland, a team of scientists eagerly cracked it open - killing the oldest animal in the world.
The mollusc was 507 years old - when it was born, Michelangelo was just about to start work on the Sistine Chapel ceiling.
The process of opening clams to study their “growth lines” is fatal. The clam was named Ming after the Chinese Ming Dynasty, which was in power when it was born. x
are you fucking kidding me
The wizards discussed the moral implications of allowing Hex to rain enormous women over a wide area. The debate took a long time, with many pauses for inward reflection, but at last the Dean was voted down. It was agreed that if you gave a man a fat woman, he’d just have a fat woman for a day, but if you helped a man become a very important man because he had the secrets of buffaloes or fish, he could get himself as many fat women as he wanted.
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
In which Loki and Fandrall are both 1000% done with Thor’s shit.
Oh my god Dad just had to pull the cat out of the Christmas tree.